"My God." It's just a phrase he says on reflex, without any thought put into it. Deadpan as ever, Eren delivers the next phrase with a sense of humor so dry that even Midnighter would have trouble not getting it. "You're a genius."

...despite himself, Eren entertains the idea for longer than just a second and realizes it actually would do him some good. Enough good that he almost immediately snaps his crutch in half over his leg. It was impulsive, sure, and before he knew it, he was fitting the splintered ends of the thing around the remains of his shin.

"It's a bit too early to ask around for duct tape, isn't it?"