[Thank god he's back on firm ground. He's done crazy jumps before, but never while hoisted at the waist, and always of his own volition. Ryuji breathes through his nose like a bull in winter, and gives him a bit of a shove, landing his foot straight into the crater that Achilles had formed with his own feet and wobbles a little bit to stand up straight.

UGH

This can't get any worse. He just wanted to be cool.]

You could've... I DUNNO, MAN. ANYTHING BUT THAT?

[He hopes David doesn't hear him.]

Even an effin' piggy back ride woulda been better than what you just did. Seriously, you're ruining my street cred, [What street cred? But he appends his statement with a bit of an upward flick in his intonation.] Achilles.

Okay, dude. Spill the beans.